I should be a millionaire by now.
I know this because I made my wish very specific. I wished to win the Lottery jackpot by Christmas 2010. The coin I threw into the wishing well landed on the very narrow lip, where it had to land for my wish to be granted. It’s January 2011. I’m not a millionaire. I think this may have been superstitious nonsense.
On the other hand that’s good. At another church I failed to lodge a coin in the crevice of a cliff face. My wish for the UK to win Eurovision in any year before 2020 looked to be all over. But not now. Now the UK has a chance!
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