Mucho Macho Manbag Mullet

What do you call a Ukrainian with too much to carry?

Ivan Amanbag

What do you call a Ukrainian with a mullet?

Ivan Ahaircut

What do you call the average Ukrainian based on his neutral facial expression?

Ivan Akickyourheadin... or Sir

What do you call a Ukrainian with a sulky expression, a mullet AND a manbag?

Surprisingly commonplace!